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Joke of the Day
"With all the awful things happening in Nepal... you just have to wonder...what would Kathmandu?"
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"Dropping the shampoo bottle in the shower is the most violent sound ever. ""U OK in there? Sounds like a Michael Bay film in that bathroom!"""
"''You will die alone.'' I hate fortune cookies. Wait! This is a note from my mom!"
"What's long, dark, and stinks? The unemployment line."
"What's the difference between a saxophone and a chainsaw? You can tune a chainsaw."
"The keys Home-Insert-End-Delete are together on the keyboard. Whoever created the keyboard was a big fan of one night stands."
"Why do black people think about sex so much? Because there's pubes on their heads."
"What is Anon's favorite coding language? Fortran"
"What's the difference between a white baby and a black baby ? 90 minutes in the oven."
"What do a lonely astronaut and your thumbs have in common? They both hang out at the Space Bar."