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Joke of the Day
"With all the awful things happening in Nepal... you just have to wonder...what would Kathmandu?"
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"How did the T-Rex feel after working out? [OC] Dino-sore"
"If simply wrinkling my nose at your smell is politer than spraying you head to foot with Febreze then so be it. Not happy but so be it."
"My wife was shocked when she came home from work last night. I'd wired the door handle to the mains."
"My chess board grew a tumor Thankfully it's B-9"
"A group of midgets were planning to rob a butcher's... But the steaks were just too high."
"Scientists have found out what a woman wants. But she had already changed her mind."
"How does a Scotsman find a sheep in tall grass? Very Satisfying"
"[OC] What do you call a Portable Sperm Bank? Your Momma. Happy Mother's Day folks"
"What did one John say to the other John? ""What's the matter? You look flushed!"""