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Joke of the Day
"what did the boy with no arms get for Christmas? I don't know, he hasn't opened it yet"
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"The amount of people that shout ""Boo!"" to their friends has risen by 85%. That's a frightening statistic."
"I like my women the way I like my coffee. Tied up on the back of a donkey."
"What is brown all around and looks good on a motorcyclist? A coffin."
"I believe every child should be given a chance... ...and that's why if they can guess the number I'm thinking of, I'll let them go..."
"What is a suicidal Weebs favorite anime? Bleach."
"what kind of pants does the godfather wear? al pa-chinos"
"I've never made eggplant before. Is it better fried or scrambled?"
"Good women are found on every corner of the earth but sadly the earth is round."
"What do you call a semiaquatic, furry little animal than never amounted to anything in it's life? An *otter* failure (I'll see myself out)"