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Joke of the Day
"My brother and I started a business manufacturing Dracula toys I have to make every second Count"
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"What do you call a rich man's white tank top? A trophy wife beater."
"Santa Hates Blonds Why did the blond slap Santa? He kept saying ""Ho Ho Ho"" *dum roll - rim slap*"
"The first time I got up close and personal with a girl was round the back by the school bins. In hindsight, I wish I hadn't looked into that rubbish bag."
"How did Mary fall off the swing? She had no arms"
"Did you hear about the idiot who invented the one-piece jigsaw puzzle?"
"Today's lunch: Pan fried pork chops, cheesy hash brown casserole, peach cobbler, a quick defibrillation and two stents."
"A man walks into a zoo. The only animal in the entire zoo is a dog. It's a shihtzu"
"If I put a cheddar cheese stick in a pencil sharpener Will it come out sharp or shredded?"
"Drop down towl for 200 $oh yes he probably came to bring my 200 euro's he owed me He borrowed it from me yesterday"