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Joke of the Day
"One old man was talking to another ""Hows your incontinence?"" ""Depends."""
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"What are your thoughts on new soup technology? I say Progresso at any cost."
"My wife reckons that recently I have become an awkward, arrogant cunt, and she just can't understand me. Seems like my French classes are going really well."
"Sally sells seashells by the seashore. Her monopoly has left the seashore economy in shambles. 86% of hermit crabs are now homeless."
"Dudes, how can we keep track of how long it's been since we've been on a date? I mean, women can just measure their leg hair..."
"Q: Why is Bill Clinton's economic plan called positively atheist? A: Because it hasn't got a prayer."
"What do you call someone who spends 24 hours a day on the Internet? Anything you like they're not listening to you anyway."
"What does a Jedi say after a tragic loss of life? ""May my thoughts be with them""."
"My mother is my travel agent for guilt trips."
"Having kids can really strengthen a marriage. My wife and I never had a common enemy before."