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Joke of the Day
"Just asked my hairstylist for the ""Bieber."" He shaved off all my pubic hair."
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"Why would the jewish cannibal eat you? For-Skin"
"I just got out of school and landed my first full-time job! I could have sworn I made more money in college... working for my parents... as their son."
"My 3yo said Cheese is her favorite place. I don't know if I should be worried that she thinks cheese is a place or sad because it's not."
"My boss says I intimidate the other employees, so I just stared at him until he apologized"
"I was eating an orange this morning, but it tasted funny... so I put it back in the crayon box!"
"Why do tulips glow? Because they come from bulbs. (This is the only *dad* joke I know.)"
"I wrote down a joke about prepositional phrases But I can't remember where I left the paper at."
"RIP to my good friend Brian... ...eaten by a pack of dyslexic zombies :("
"Russian History in five words ...And then things got worse."