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Joke of the Day
"Why wasn't Hitler allowed at the barbeques? He always burned the Franks."
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"Hey, baby. Are you cheese? 'Cause you look gouda to me."
"Did you hear about the overly-eager bread dough? In the morning he was always the first one to rise. He didn't want to be a loaf."
"Do hamburgers make good vampires? No because they always find themselves in ghoulash situations!"
"Wait in a dressing room until an employee comes to ask if they can help. Answer yes, pause, then say, ""But I need to be able to trust you"""
"A month ago I gave my number to this beautiful girl. She said ""I will text you when I get home"". I think she's homeless."
"The Taliban heavily overestimates the need for monkey-bar training."
"Boss: What's for lunch? Me: Food. B: What kind of food? M: The kind you eat. B: ... M: ... B: ... Me: You hired me. This is your fault."
"Why do lesbians go to modells? Because they don't like dicks"
"ME: who's a good boy *kissy noises* DOG: I just murdered the cat ME: you are, yes you are *rubs dog's head* DOG: you're next buddy"