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Joke of the Day
"How to make an idiot curious? I'll post the answer tomorrow."
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"What's the worst thing about breaking up with a Japanese girl You have to drop the bomb twice before she gets it"
"ME: I wish I could just go back to the good old day FRIEND: don't you mean good old days? ME: no, I just had the one"
"What color is a baby in the microwave? I wouldn't know, I close my eyes when I masturbate"
"a serial killer that targets anyone who pronounces the ""S"" in Illinois"
"How did the blind priest find the choir boys? Satisfying."
"The past, present, and future walks into a bar. It was tense."
"What do you call a very nosy spice? Jalapeno Business You need to say this in a pretty thick Hispanic accent for it to work. I heard it from some classmates."
"A man and a boy walk into the woods together at night Boy: ""It's dark and scary in here"" Man: ""How do you think I feel? I have to walk home alone"""
"I went to an archery range. I shot a lot of targets in arrow."