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Joke of the Day
"*jesus turns around to find only 11 apostles* ""WHO UNFOLLOWED ME"""
Next Joke
"What's the difference between mashed potatoes and pea soup? You can mash potatoes, but you can't pee soup. (sorry sorry. Really. I've loved this joke since I was... oh.. six...)"
"Did you hear the story about the frog? It was ribbeting."
"Yo momma so fat, when she blushes People mistake her for the Blood Moon"
"What did Mick Jones say when he offended the Arabs sorry I'm a foreigner"
"Yo mama so ugly She got fired from a blowjob"
"Why does it take so long for a pro-lifer to screw in a lightbulb? They love to watch mistakes being made."
"The lottery gives you a 1 in 200 million chance of not going to work tomorrow. Tequila gives you a 1 in 3 chance."
"When is a door not a door? When its ajar."
"Anybody heard the joke about the wall? ...Can't tell you anyway because you wouldn't get over it."