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Joke of the Day
"Who would win in a fight between Muhammad Ali and Stephen Hawking? Parkinson's"
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"Request: Gimme your best white people jokes. Why does everybody else get the brunt of the jokes? Let me hear something different."
"I like my women like I like my deer... Mounted."
"How do you know when you are too drunk to drive? When you swerve to miss a tree and then realise it was your air freshener.."
"Dolls have given us an unrealistic image of women. For example, I found out Russian women do not contain smaller Russian women inside them."
"Did you hear about the Quasimodo look alike contest? The police had to break it up when the crowd turned ugly."
"What do you call a high definition piss? 1080 Pee -- My roommate"
"I have $5,000,000 in one pocket and $2,000,000 in the other. What do I have? Someone else's pants."
"What did the watermelon say to the honeydew when he proposed to her ""Well we cantaloupe. My mother will never forgive us"""
"Watching Jon Stewart Feb. 4th Turd-accino, Jon really? It was right there in front of you!!!"