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Joke of the Day

"Dentist: How often do you floss? Me: Daily Dentist: *Pulls fully grown centaur from between my 2nd and 3rd molars*"

"Sally Why could Sally never answer questions about her previous husbands? They all beat her."

"A flock of dads is called a grill."

"Found this diet that's supposed to make you paper-thin. I'm trying to get into the Guinness Book of Records."

"What's the correct what to enter a Henry VIII convention? You just Amblein."

"What Does a Mexican Say When You Help Him Off the Lawn Gracias"

"What do you call a necrophiliac cumshot [Dirty (obviously)] Ice Cream"

"How does Donald Trump plan to silence the terrorists? Muzzle 'em"

"Wow. Girl 1) Isn't that illegal? Girl 2) Yeah, so is prostitution but I didn't stop your mom. Girl 1) You don't know my mom. Girl 2) Neither did your dad."

"What is the meanest thing you could do to a blind person ? Leave the plunger on the toilet."