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Joke of the Day

"Whats the difference between New York and Middle Earth? Two towers."

"What do you call a stallion that's had its balls chopped off? A eunuch-orn"

"the year is 2048 twerking has become a sport the seas are now made of starbucks ugg boots are required by law"

"Biotechnologists should invent a totally transparent groundhog. It'd look creepy as hell, but spring would come early forever."

"What chord does a piano make when it drops on a child? ...A-flat minor"

"I used to do the hokey pokey everyday... ... But then I turned myself around."

"You can say what you want about pedophiles ...but at least they drive slowly around schools and playgrounds."

"Knock knock. Who's there? A little old lady. A little old lady who? Wow, I didn't know you could yodel!"

"Why Did Hitler kill himself? He was told about his gas bill"

"[Game of Thrones] How do you ask a Northerner if they are of noble descent? Arya Stark?"