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Joke of the Day
"What goes above the water and below the water but doesn't touch the water? An egg in a duck."
Next Joke
"So they were going to make a new CSI tv show in West Virginia... But they had to scrap production when they realized there were no dental records and all the DNA was the same."
"starbucks is like a hooker... one on every corner and money upfront before they scream your name"
"I bought some Greek yogurt today It started asking all of the other food in my fridge for money"
"They say it takes more muscles in your face to frown than it does to smile. So, I say exercise your face... Get married and have teenage children. You will be frowning more than you imagined."
"You know how birds fly in a v formation? Do you know why one side is longer than the other? It is because that side has more birds."
"Why do actors like snooker halls? Because that's where they get their best cues."
"The wages of sin is death But hey, at least I got a job."
"I'm a pretty neutral guy. I find it hard to choose sides. I mean, I have an uncle who drives a truck for Pepsi and a cousin who sucks dick for coke."
"Now that Ted Cruz dropped out, there is only one man standing in Trump's way Hilary Clinton"