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Joke of the Day

"Why is it forbidden for ants to go in a church? They are in-sects"

"There is no amount of money I wouldn't pay for a remote control that could walk itself over to me from the other side of the room."

"[on first date] Yes I'll have the- *whispers to waiter* I don't speak French *points at menu* ""The French toast, sir?"" Yeah. 6 of those."

"Me: If you don't like my rules, maybe you can find a different mom. 4yo: *excitedly* Can we really do that?"

"This blind guy walks into a fish store... This blind guy walks into a fish store He turns to his buddy, ""wow so many chicks"""

"How many suh dudes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Zero because it's already lit fam."

"A favourite high school teacher's go-to Knock Knock joke. Knock knock. *-Who's there?* Interrupting cow. *-Interrup-* **MOO**"

"If you have one cricket ball in one hand and another cricket ball in your other hand, what would you have? A bloody big cricket."

"cried at the dentist today but at least they thought it was because of them"

"""Ladies and Gents"" That concludes our tour of the toilets"