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Joke of the Day

"There is no amount of money I wouldn't pay for a remote control that could walk itself over to me from the other side of the room."

"If you thought the last status was good, Check this one out........1"

"there is literally nothing i care enough about to go on a hunger strike"

"My shy father was killed by a falling piano. His funeral was very low key."

"How many Freudian psychologists does it take to change a light bulb? Two. One to change the bulb and the other to hold my penisI mean my motherI mean the ladder."

"What's wet on the inside, hairy on the outside, starts with C and ends in T? Coconut."

"So a waitress pours coffee on a mans hat He says, ""I'll send you the bill."""

"Donald Trump for President."

"Why do Africans wear baggy pants? Because their knee grows."

"This coffee tastes like a Kenny G album."