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Joke of the Day

"If you have one cricket ball in one hand and another cricket ball in your other hand, what would you have? A bloody big cricket."

"I would like to work as a janitor in Microsoft. I could see myself excel in that job."

"People in Sweden keep telling me how great it is living there... But I think it's just Stockholm Syndrome."

"Even though she's not Native American, my Wife always sends smoke signals to let me know when dinner is ready."

"What baked treat shares its name with a gynaecological apparatus? Flapjacks."

"Are your parents retarded? ...because you're one special lady!"

"30 cows, 28 chicken. how many didn't? 10"

"What's the difference between 0/1 and 0/2 ? Nothing."

"When in history was there ever an abundance of birds and a shortage of stones?"

"What's the fastest land animal on earth? An Ethiopian chicken"