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Joke of the Day
"My black friend told me to stop making racist jokes... ...I told him to lighten up."
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"So I'm chatting to this 14 year old on the Internet.. She is funny, flirty, sexy and intelligent and now she's telling me she's an undercover cop, how cool is that at her age!"
"I like guys marrying my sister like I like my pinata coladas Full of rum! (Currently attempting to write a best man speech for my soon to be brother in law)"
"I hate people who think it's cool to take drugs ...like customs officers"
"How did the frog die? He kermits suicide. I'll show myself out now."
"Why did the Dino Dance Team fail the Talent Show? They were all Nervous-Rex"
"I bought a Chris Brown's greatest hits album. It was just a bunch of Rihanna songs."
"Knock Knock Who's there ! Caesar ! Caesar who ? Caesar quickly before she gets away !"
"Why did the hipster burn his tongue on his coffee? Because his barista fucking hastes hipsters."
"Don't you dare dry your hands on my decorative towels you piece of shit."