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Joke of the Day

"How many Chiropractors does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One, but they'll take 30 visits to do it."

"I got a new car for my wife I thought it was a great trade."

"A man is talking to his mate about his dog... Man: My dog loves Snow Patrol songs! His mate: Really? Man: Yeah, he loves Chasing Cars."

"""Where do you see yourself in 5 years?"" ""4 years sober..."""

"I've just been offered 8 legs of venison for 25 I think it's too deer"

"Donald Trump has a new slogan that he hopes will help his numbers with African American voters. ""Orange Is The New Black."""

"Why are bodybuilders the best the best partners? Because with them it always works out."

"My wife and I just celebrated our 5th anniversary. A traditional gift would be something wood. So I gave her some wood. ALL NIGHT LONG."

"What did the tin man say after he was ran over by a steamroller? ""Curses! Foil again!"""

"Why did the trout go to med school? Mounting pressure from his friends and family"