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Joke of the Day
"Is there a difference between men and women? Yes, there is a vas deferens."
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"A fool guy A man ask another what's you name and from where are u? He replied why would i tell u that my name is jhon and i am from usa."
"Soon a hero will rise. Then he will fall again. Then he will rise and also fall. Wait. The hero is on a trampoline."
"Social butterfly? Nah. I'm more like a social Sasquatch. Some people swear they've seen me, but no one really believes them."
"An Irish wake Partying is such sweet sorrow."
"My motto is ""Grab Life by the Balls."" As you might imagine, being dyslexic, I spend a lot of time apologizing to guys named ""Leif."""
"I Asked 100 Women Which Shampoo They Preferred? The Top Answers Was: Get The Hell Out Of My Bathroom!"
"If sex with two other people is a threesome... and sex with 3 others is a foursome, then I guess that makes me handsome."
"What does anal sex and a serving of brussel sprouts have in common? If you were forced to like it as a child, you probably don't like it as an adult."
"Where do spiders play their FA Cup final ? Webley stadium !"