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Joke of the Day
"Is there a difference between men and women? Yes, there is a vas deferens."
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"What is the difference between a dentist and a New York baseball fan? One yanks for the roots, the other roots for the Yanks."
"What's a mobster porn actress called? Sunny Corleone!"
"No matter how much you love someone, your whole world can change within 5 seconds of watching them run."
"I asked a blonde, ""How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb?"" She answered, ""Two. But they can't fit inside a light bulb to screw in it, silly."""
"My family tells me that I talk in my sleep almost every night.. But they don't say anything like that to me at work."
"Putting clothes on an animal is like putting on an overcoat over your overcoat."
"a feminist, a man, and a dog walk into a bar the girl asks the guy, why does the dog have to be here? the man says: ""I thought you would get lonely, bitches gotta stick together"""
"An elderly woman at an ATM asked me to check her balance. So I pushed her over. Yep, she needs a walker"
"Why did the dog eat the salad? For ruffage."