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Joke of the Day
"What do you call cartoon duck sausage? Huey Louie Andouille."
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"What's the difference between a tuna, a piano, and glue? You can tuna piano, but you can't piano a tuna"
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"It's sad that my girlfriend's name is Palmela Handerson"
"At a Smucker's family reunion... ...there is at least one mother Smucker"
"Tony Romo, Michael Vick, and Eli Manning walk into a bar... ...to watch the playoffs."
"Why did the GameCube controller get off the boat? Because he got a little c-stick."
"My grandfather always said, ""Be envied, not envious."" I wish I'd thought of that quote."
"Have you heard about that new movie 'Constipation'? It hasn't come out yet."
"How to make Holy Water Friend: Hey, how do you make Holy Water? Me: Uhh...Let me think... Why? Friend: You boil the hell out of it! Me: Get out."