155778
Joke of the Day
"I've said it before and I'll say it again: I've said it before and I'll say it again."
Next Joke
"What do... Gay horses eat...?? Hey!!"
"Even maintaining a Sims character is too much pressure for me."
"I hate gingerbread. If I owned a bakery, I wouldn't tolerate gingerbread. I'd be like, ""Get outta here, you redhead. Your money isn't good here."""
"That awkward moment when someone asks if you've dyed your hair and you say no, its just clean."
"What kind of couch do gay people buy? Homo-Sectionals"
"She was only an undertaker's daughter ... ... but she knew how to handle a stiff"
"What did the police say when they finished interviewing Dylann Roof? You're hired"
"Waiter: And what would the lady like? Me: Waiter: Me: Waiter: Me: Date: Gigi, he means you. Me: *blushing* Oh, wow. He called me a lady."
"I bought a locket today and put my own picture in it. Guess now I really am.... A reposter"