201210

Joke of the Day

"Brazil - Germany Football Game Ok, I see Germany scored a touchdown and point after, but how the heck did Brazil get 1 point?"

"You can't spell ""A.D.D."" without ""hey what is that is that some Go-Gurt"""

"""Every family on 2013 had 'quite the year'."" - study conducted using Christmas newsletters"

"Two competitive silk worms decided to race... ...it ended in a tie."

"I like my women how I like my coffee Lactose-free and 2%."

"Just ran over chumbawamba with my car at 80mph Lying Bastards!"

"I asked for a new gaming console for Christmas, instead I got some torn up cardboard, I asked why ""I thought you asked for an ex-box?"""

"I heard you like bad boys she replied: Yeah Well, i'm not trying to impress you or anything But When Disney channel asked me to go their website with parents permission, I didn't ask my parents."

"What did one earring say to the other? You go on a head, i'll just hang round 'ere"

"An unfortunate blind date. that's the last blind date I go on. She turned up. hit me with her cane then her dog bit me. It was like she couldn't even see."