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Joke of the Day

"What is Hitler's least favorite sauce?"

"I call my bedroom 'The place where the magic happens' because one night a guy locked me in a box and tried to saw me in half."

"I always keep a water spray bottle next to my bed in case a cat burglar breaks in."

"The only spanish I know is from the song Feliz Navidad, so these last few days have been my time to shine."

"The countdown to my sister's wedding has begun, a constant reminder that I'm just a unibrow & a showtune away from being Susan Boyle."

"I went to a AAA meeting today and a guy celebrated 21 years. That is some responsible vehicle ownership."

"After several Steven Segal films in a row, you'd think bad guys would know to avoid rooms that contain both him & a PoolTable"

"Ducks are the best animals to tell jokes. They always quack me up"

"Asians are so bad at driving im starting to think Pearl Harbor was an accident."

"What's the difference between a BMW and a porcupine? The porcupine has pricks on the outside."