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Joke of the Day

"Did you hear about the Oklahoma idiot who married an American Indian? They had a baby and wanted to name it to reflect both races. So they called it Running Dummy."

"I was listening to 80s music today. You just can't beat Tina Turner. Unless you're Ike Turner."

"What happens after it rains in gotham city? a waynebow."

"I quit my band, 1023MB, the other day... We never had a Gig."

"I once visited The Virgin Islands. When I left, they were just called The Islands."

"What did the broke zombie amusement park say to the wealthy vampire golf course? I just need to get fundead."

"""I have a dream that my children will live in a nation... not judged by the color of their skin, but by their follower count on Twitter."""

"you should be able to order mcnuggets in any quantity. just have a flat price for a single nug, like a quarter. i feel strongly about this."

"Just went too deep with a Q-Tip and now I can't do math."

"The cops came across these two kids. One was eating batteries, and the other was eating fireworks. They charged one and let off the other."