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Joke of the Day

"Who succeeded the first President of the USA ? The second one !"

"""Okay class, today we are going on a trip... *hands out acid*"

"Instead of a post-workout protein shake I have mashed potatoes and gravy and instead of working out I have mashed potatoes and gravy."

"Why does the Trump campaign hire people in groups of three? One who can read, one who can write, and one to keep an eye on the other two ""elitist intellectuals."""

"Are these the Americans? No. Are these the Americans? No. Are these the Americans? No. - watching the Olympics with my wife"

"A girl walks into a bar and ask the bartender for a double entendre so he gives it to her."

"I keep pushing the potato button on the microwave, but alas, no potato. :("

"Why does it take so long for pirates to learn the alphabet They could spend years at Sea!"

"Companies want ""rockstar"" employees, as rockstars are known for punctuality, even-tempers, and a desire to work in a corporate environment."

"Whats the difference between a girl in a church and a girl in a bath tub. One has hope in her soul, while the other has soap in her hole."