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Joke of the Day

"When I die I want to be be reincarnated as a spider. Just so I can finally hear a women say ""Oh my God, it's huge!"""

"Roommate: (looking over my shoulder at my files) What's ""goat_in_heels.wav"" (I slam my laptop shut & throw it through a closed window)"

"Why didn't Greece vote for Tyrion? Because a Lannister always pays his debts."

"What do you call a nautical plunderer who assists with the flight of an aircraft? A co-pirate"

"What did the boy fish say to his girlfriend ? 'Your plaice or mine' !"

"I'm tired of seeing ""Hey OP, I banged your mom"" comments every time I post a submission.... I never should have given dad my username."

"I like my women like I like my milk... White, with 2% fat."

"Why was Darth Vader so ugly? Because he had sithilis."

"(Awful joke)What did the Elephant say while scolding her children? Tusk Tusk I am so sorry"

"What did the pony say when he had a sore throat? Pardon me, I'm just a little hoarse."