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Joke of the Day

"Why shouldn't you give a meth addict laxatives? because it's already hard enough for them to keep their shit together."

"I'm not saying she's a slut, but she's been banged more than a snooze button on Monday morning."

"Some people are so poor, all they have is money."

"What does a death row inmate get after their last meal? Their just desserts."

"The problem with cuddling in bed with your true love is that iPhones don't cuddle back."

"It's no coincidence the people who call the cops when parties get loud are the people who never get invited to parties."

"What does the Mexican gang member say to the 15 page document? Hey, *essay*!"

"Did you hear about Apple's new product? It was a big 6s"

"EXPLORER 1: *looking at ancient symbols in pyramid* It says ""Here lies updog"" EXPLORER 2: What's updog? EGYPTIAN SPIRITS: Lol"

"What is every bodybuilder's favorite city? Gainsboro."