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Joke of the Day

"How do men in New Zealand address their women? ""Hey! Ewe!"""

"""You're the bomb!"" No, you're the bomb!"" A compliment in America but an argument in the Middle East Too soon?"

"Time machine jokes aren't funny, you guys. My great grandson dies in a time machine crash."

"parents just reaming ms frizzle out at a pta meeting. ""you took our kids to god damn outer space. we didnt even have to sign a form"""

"An ex girlfriend of mine had a Cockatoo, that fucking thing would never shut up ... but her bird was cool."

"Obama played the race card, Hillary played the gender card But America played the Trump Card"

"There's a new drink called the Sandy It's a watered down Manhattan."

"I was just thinking about my ex girlfriend and how great her breasts were. It was a real trip down mammary lane."

"Ever wondered why starwars episode 4,5 and 6 came before episode 1,2 and 3. Because, incharge of scheduling Yoda was"

"Ordering at Chipotle: ""With white rice."" ""Brown?"" ""No, white. And chicken."" ""Steak?"" ""No, chicken. And medium salsa."" ""Mild?"" ""No, medium."""