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Joke of the Day
"How do men in New Zealand address their women? ""Hey! Ewe!"""
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"Knock Knock Who's there ! Blair ! Blair who ? Blair play !"
"What's the most emotional computer you can buy? A Dell."
"""I'm Bill Gates, today I'll teach you how to count to 10"" 1, 2, 3, NT, 95, 98, 2000, Me, XP, Vista, 7, 8, 10"
"We are not talking over a radio! This relationship is over! Me: This relationship is what? Over"
"Where do kings keep there armies? In their sleevies."
"How do you turn a duck into a soul singer? Put it in a microwave until its Bill Withers"
"How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb?... None, they can't change anything."
"The kids at school used to call my mum the village bike She wasn't promiscuous; when I was six years old she went missing and they found her in the canal. (Mat Ewins)"
"What's the difference between a feminist and a vacuum cleaner? They both suck, but the vacuum has a handle on it."