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"what gets wet when it dries?? a towel"
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"Holocaust Joke How does a German guy pick up a hot Jewish girl? With a dustpan and a broom."
"[at dave's who has like 9 dogs] me: ""what d'you call a fly with no wings"" dave: ""keith dont"" me: ""a WALK!"" [drowns in a tidal wave of dogs]"
"Whats better then getting a gold medal in the Paralympics? Walking."
"Why don't Arab women need Insurance? Because they are already covered."
"JONATHAN EDWARDS: God abhors a sinner and holds him over the flames of hell like some loathsome insect LOATHSOME INSECT: Wow I'm right here"
"VIRGIN GALACTIC THE SURVIVING PILOT OF THE VIRGIN GALACTIC PLANE SAID THAT THE CO PILOTS LAST WORDS WERE,'WHATS THIS BUTTON FOR?"
"My chemistry blew up Oxidants happen...."
"What do gynaecologist and a pizza delivery boy have in common? They can both smell it but can't eat it."
"What is Donald Trump's favorite river? Denial."