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Joke of the Day

"Man walks into taxidermist. Asks a deer ""you want a bite of my sandwich?"" Deer replies ""No thanks I'm STUFFED!"""

"My great-grandmother lived to be 106 and never needed glasses. She always just drank straight from the bottle."

"What is the difference between a bag of cocaine and a toddler? Eric Clapton won't let a bag of cocaine fall out of the window."

"What's a Mexican's favorite sport? Cross-country"

"What does Eminem and a Tumblr SJW have in common? ""See they can trigger me, but they'll never figure me out"""

"My grandma accidentally swallowed a fly. Feeding her a spider now..."

"What do the members of Blackstreet like on their sandwiches? Mayo mayo mayo mayooooooooooooooooo"

"Your Ex is like spilt milk. If you put newspaper over them its like the mistake never happened."

"If I had Unlimited resources.. I would adopt midget babies from different parts of the world, and raise them in a secluded plot of land somewhere and raise them to believe I am God. :)"

"When I had no money, I had few friends, but no enemies Btw, I still have no money, in case you were thinking of becoming my friend or enemy"