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Joke of the Day
"I'm selling my talking parrot. Why? Because yesterday, the bastard tried to sell me."
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"Chuck Norris proved that we are alone in the universe. We weren't before his first space expedition."
"One liners are great. Two liners are better."
"What do you call a gay guy in a coma? A tomato."
"Lite: the new way to spell ""Light,"" now with 20% fewer letters!"
"WTH! @ The audience that just sat and watched the first ever magician to saw a lady in half."
"If your boss asks ""Working hard or hardly working?,"" come back with a witty quip like ""Tomorrow I'm bringing a gun to the office."""
"Accidentally used 13's shower gel, so I just copped a huge attitude, yelled at everyone and slammed some doors."
"How do you know your fridge is going through menopause? It's all out of eggs.."
"6.9 is worse than 69 because... it's interrupted by a period."