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Joke of the Day

"I accidentally caught my nuts in a barbed wire fence and now I'm the frontman of a Maroon 5 cover band."

"Whoever said white people can't jump... clearly hasn't seen footage from 9/11"

"To do: 1. Read one book. 2. Ask someone if they've read that book. 3. Act incredulous when they say no."

"What does a dyslexic klan member hate? Gingers"

"Why was Cinderella kicked out of the football team? She ran away from the ball."

"Three elephants jump out of a plane. Two hit the ground and one lands in the water! Ba dum tssshhh!"

"If a lesbian couple walks into a bar and the black bartender refuses to serve them, whose fault is it? A white male. Duh."

"Candy cigarettes are a gateway drug to rock candy."

"How do you tell the difference between an adult film star and a psychiatrist? Ask them to pronounce the word analyzed."

"Drunk Guy Guy: Dude I Wasn't That Drunk, Friend:Dude U Were WAtching TV And Laugh, Guy: Sooo -_-, Friend : The TV Wasn't On"