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Joke of the Day

"I like my women like Hillary Nasty and exposed !"

"I knew someone who was frozen to absolute Zero once... He was 0K"

"A joke from 1892 ""...one nation, indivisible, with liberty and justice for all."""

"If Billy Joel made a Christmas movie, what would it be called? Miracle On 52nd Street"

"What is the difference between Elon musk and Tony Stark? Stark industries has actually turned a profit"

"I saw a pirate finally purchase Adobe Photoshop. He handed the cashier a hook and a peg."

"Next time you're in a hospital elevator, calmly ask a stranger if they know what floor you should get off at for infectious diseases."

"Why do girls rub their eyes when they wake up? Cause they don't have balls to scratch"

"Why did all most of the black soldiers die in Vietnam? When the commander yelled ""GET DOWN"", they all started dancing."

"I had consensual sex with a dementia sufferer... It was like HBO's Lost, it was okay when it started but by the end of it no one knew what was happening."