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Joke of the Day

"Doctor: Any cancer in the family? Me: My mom is a Sagittarius, but I'll have to check on everyone else. Doc: ..."

"['90s] Did you hear McDonalds just bought the naming rights to that new hockey stadium? They're calling it the Mac-Arena."

"Subway's Jared got famous for fitting into smaller pants... ...now he is known for hoping to get into really small pants."

"Let's bring back the word HOOTENANNY"

"You think you're pretty smart until you have to figure out how to turn on someone elses shower."

"I was walking down the street one day when I heard someone playing Dancing Queen and Mamma Mia on the didgeridoo. That's Abba-rigonal"

"What do you call a person who enjoy mondays? Unemployed"

"I spilled a whole case of forks today..... ...you could say I forked up real bad"

"When it comes to telling a joke, opportunity Knock Knocks. #jokes"

"I can't remember my memory ever being this good I think"