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Joke of the Day
"I had a lovely threesome with my girl friend and her twin He is a lovely chap"
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"What do you call cheese that is by itself? Provolone"
"Girl if you though you saw the whole bakery, you ain't seen muffin yet"
"Justin Bieber said to be just devastated to hear the news on the Boston marathon . . . . . .but hopes that everyone involved are fans."
"Why can't Mexico field a good Olympic team? Because everyone that can run, jump or swim is already here in the US."
"[at the mall] ""Excuse me? I lost my son. Can I please make an announcement?"" ""Of course."" [leans in to mic] ""Goodbye you little shit."""
"Q: Why did the brain cell go to the other side of the brain? A: I don't know. It hadn't really crossed my mind."
"I love, love, love when sports fans are homophobic. ""I don't want any gay people around while I'm staring at men for hours"""
"Wanna hear a joke? Women's rights."
"F*ck the zombie apocalypse, it's never going to happen. Worry about the f*cktard apocalypse, it's already upon us."