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Joke of the Day

"[OC] Why did Caitlyn Jenner lose custody rights of her kids? Her kids couldn't see her anymore, she was a trans-parent."

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"what is the difference between in-laws and outlaws? Outlaws are wanted"
"The Nintendo DS' cheaper version was the DS Lite. A cheaper Nintendo Switch would be The Nintendo Lite-Switch"
"Is it a bird is it a plane well what ever it is its heading straight for the world trade center Tell me if this joke is even funny."
"When my wife asked me to stop being a flamingo.. I had to put my foot down"
"[at preschool open house hearing nut allergy policy] *raises hand* What if I draw a peanut on her napkin? Wife: Please go wait in the car"
"Some of you are like family to me. I don't want you calling me either."
"BREAKING NEWS: Deflated toothpaste tube found in Brady's locker! I wonder how Tom and Patriots will react to Colegate..."
"""How would you describe the woman who attacked you?"" *Describes mother* *Gets a copy of picture* *Gives it to mum as late birthday present*"