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Joke of the Day

"I'm at my most financial consultant when I tell the McDonald's employee what my change back should be."

"What's that joke that ends...""but you fuck 1 sheep..."""

"Thanks for putting out Mom! ~ everyone. Happy Mother's Day!"

"Which political discussions between the Russians and Americans keenly interest Burger Land citizens? The SALT talks!"

"Jesus walks on water and everyone is impressed. I walk on water and I'm seriously concerned about this ice breaking..."

"You know how some people call their erect penis a 'hard on'? What do evil midgets call it? A *minion*"

"kid dressed as dog: ""trick or treat"" me: wife: ""give him some chocolate then"" me: ""i don't want to kill him linda"""

"How many shrinks does it take to change a lightbulb? Just one, but the light bulb really has to want to change."

"This year for Christmas you are getting jeans with the pockets cut out. So you can have clothes and something to play with."

"What is long, green and smells like pork? Kermit's finger."