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Joke of the Day
"How do you set a woman's watch? You don't, there's already a clock on the stove."
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"A man and a woman get into a lift Man says to woman ""Can I smell your feet?"" ""No!"" the woman says in disgust ""Must be your vagina then!"" replies the man."
"Before the wedding I have loved all the women on earth, after the wedding one woman less."
"""Some mistakes are too much fun to only make once."""
"How do you find the click bait audience?"
"What medicine do men take when their privates start hurting? Penis-illin'"
"What is blue, green, red, yellow, purple, orange, black, brown, and gray? A box of crayons."
"I made a song about a tortilla. [Well actually, it's more of a wrap.](http://i.imgur.com/Clj36.jpg)"
"Mom hires magician for birthday party, Voldemort #badluckbrian"
"Saturday night is for moaning My name. Sunday morning is for chanting it."