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Joke of the Day
"How do you set a woman's watch? You don't, there's already a clock on the stove."
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"What do you call a Mexican guy shouting at someone? An argumentative ese"
"Have you ever seen the movie called ""Constipated""? Well it never came out."
"i like how at the end of old movies it says the end' so you arent horrorstruck by the thought of a fictional universe persisting unobserved"
"Question ? Do old lesbians try to look like Rod Stewart or does Rod Stewart try to look like an old lesbian?"
"Reasons to jump: 1. Trampoline 2. Skydiving 3. Bungee jumping 4. Kris Kross made you"
"Fat girls are like Segways. They are fun to ride but you never want to be seen riding one by a friend."
"Did you hear about the guy who killed people on the train in Germany? Seems like he wanted to be an axe-man."
"Two guys walk into a bar... Two guys walk into a bar near the optometrist, but the third one already got his glasses, so he's fine."
"IT routine is full of jokes What is suitable for the employer it's real pain in ass for the recruiter"