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Joke of the Day

"Astronaut Scott Kelly recently came back from the International Space Station and did an interview. Wow, he's such an amazing person, he's really down to earth."

"What did the Father Buffalo say to his boy as he was leaving for college? Bi son (dangit, not sure how I tagged it dirty. Submitted on my phone through BaconReader)"

"What's the difference between George W. Bush and Hitler? Hitler was an evil *genius*."

"When I was 18, I wanted to buy a brand new motorbike, but my mother forbid it. She explained that she had a brother who died in a motorbike crash when he was 18, and so I could have his instead."

"So a guy goes to a bratwurst convention... So a guy goes to a bratwurst convention hoping to pick up some chicks. He went home alone though; the place was a total sausage fest."

"I decided when I turn 21 I'm only going to smoke cigarettes when I drink Guess I'm going to be an alcoholic"

"Saw a tv for sale on eBay for 5. Only problem was the volume button was broken..... How can I turn that down?"

"I really like chicken ""So, you really like cocks?"" ""No, but your mom does."" ""I'm sorry but she's not a hen..."""

"How do you fit 4 gay guys on a stool Turn it upside down"

"I'm the hier to the Tampax fortune Soon I'll have more blood money than African warlords."