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Joke of the Day

"Sorry I misunderstood BYOB, what should I do with this buffalo?"

"What do gay zombies say? Heeeeyyyyrrrrrrraaarrrrrgggggg."

"Why was Star Wars shot Episodes 4, 5, 6, then 1, 2, 3? Because in charge of directing, Yoda was"

"What's the worst thing you can call a black person?.. Hint: starts with an N and ends with an R Neighbor"

"What is the difference between Michael Phelps and Hitler? Phelps can finish a race"

"When on a school trip, somebody pissed in the shower. It really ruined the trip to Auschwitz."

"How do you find Calvin Broadus Jr's darkest secrets? You Snoop, Dogg."

"sometimes i remember i was part of the nsa hack back in spring / that all my data is currently floating around china and i'm like ""cool"""

"Why did God invent women? You think he's gonna wash the dishes?"

"What do you need to poop in the forest? Toiletries"