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Joke of the Day
"I like my coffee like my women.. Ice cold and overly expensive."
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"Why does Santa carry a heavy sack? Because he come once in an year."
"""Quinoa"" sounds like something a ninja would say before kicking you."
"Trying to get my kids hooked on cigarettes so they'll stop outgrowing their clothes."
"Similar to the mile high club, Whats it called when you jack off in an airplane? It's still the mile high club, but its just the single aviator's division."
"My girlfriend started biting her lip to look sexy... How do I tell her it's supposed to be the bottom lip?"
"Geppetto: Whew it's a cold one. Pinocchio: Mhmm. G: Fire's running low. P: Mhmm. G: Wonder *sharpens axe* where I could get some wood."
"Me and my girl on my birthday are like an organic compound with an aldehyde group Always ends in -anal"
"How do you find the richest man in Mexico Throw a penny and see who catches it"
"It's weird to me that the shortened version of Charles is ""Chuck"". I mean, what the Farles is that about?"