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Joke of the Day

"dad, we have ants on the counter! Hey, some of them are uncles, moms, and dads. (Thanks dad)"

"ISIS pickup line Girl are you a suicide vest? Cos I'd like to be inside you"

"What did the Mexican prostitute give to the donkey after the show? Jorge."

"Mayweather is dyslexic, He's supposed to punch his opponent and hug his wife."

"What's Bill Cosby's favourite dessert? Puddin. Puddin his dick inside her"

"My friends were deciding how much alcohol to get... One of them wanted one fifth and another one wanted to get five fifths. We decided on a 3/5ths compromise."

"What do you call... What do you call cheese with no friends. Forever provolone. Sorry for my bad pun"

"Welcome to Plastic Surgery Anonymous I see a lot of new faces here and I'm very disappointed."

"What's the best kind of bee? Boo-bees"

"Just made a voodoo doll of myself that I'm about to beat some sense into."