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Joke of the Day

"What's the worst part about eating 69 oysters out of your grandma? Finding out she already posted this joke on Reddit."

"So I was going down on this girl. And I tasted horse semen, I looked up at her and said ""ahh Grandma that's how you died"""

"I can totally relate to batteries I'm not included in anything either."

"My buddy says he is the world's worst at self-deprecating humor. he worried once he was too modest. Then realized he was wrong."

"If they can't ruin the holiday one way they'll find another My uncle used to ruin every Thanksgiving with his drinking problem. But now he found Jesus and ruins it with that."

"A priest, a rabbi, and a minister walk into a bar. The bartender says, ""What is this, a joke?"""

"Party Tip: At a 3-year-old's birthday party, you can piss all over the bathroom. ALL OVER!!!! Nobody will suspect you."

"What does a constipated virgin think about this punchline? He doesn't give a fuck or a shit."

"Sochi is doing that thing where they manically try to clean the house 10 minutes before company arrives. But the house is Russia."

"there are no stupid questions. but there are a lot of inquisitive idiots."