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Joke of the Day

"I always go the extra mile, which is why my friends don't let me drive"

"I wish Adele would hurry up and put out another album so I could end this relationship."

"[interview at Bass Pro Shops] So, tell me a little about yourself. Me: *dressed in camouflage* Wait, you can see me?!"

"Freedom Knock Knock Joke ""Knock knock"" ""who's there"" ""freedom"" ""freedom who?"" ""Just kidding, freedom doesn't knock freedom rings"""

"To all those who received a book from me as a Christmas present, they are due back at the library today."

"Dear diary, Sometimes it just seems like I can't tell if something is an inanimate object or a person My therapist: Yes that's quite clear"

"My girlfriend said I didn't respect her freedom enough So I told her to stop rattling in her cage"

"What do you call two Mexican firefighters? Hose A and Hose B"

"How do make a woman blind? Stick a car windshield in front of her face."

"Nothing says ""I m not interested"" quite as loudly as showing up for a date"