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Joke of the Day

"I always go the extra mile, which is why my friends don't let me drive"

"I have no problem getting women into the sack... ... it's getting the sack into the back of my van that's the problem."

"I didn't study for my Star Wars test.. So I'm getting Alderaan answers"

"My wife is getting rid of all the clutter. If you see the kids and me standing out by the street, it means we didn't make the cut this year."

"Robin Hood and Little John walking through the forest... Have fun getting that song out of your head."

"It's hard to have a Polaroid camera and not seem ""kidnappy""."

"So my brother is dating a mermaid. Yeah, apparently their relationship's on the rocks."

"Another Dad Joke Dad: Guess who I saw today? Kid: Who? Dad: Everyone I looked at!"

"What's the saddest computer you can buy? A Dell"

"What do the Twin Towers and gender have in common? There used to be two, and now it's a really touchy subject. Edit: I am can't word goodly."