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Joke of the Day

"Old Aussie joke: Why is the lady on the Red Heads matchbox always smiling? There are 48 heads in her box - of course she`s happy!"

"What do you call a person who delivers Indian food? Currier."

"I don't get the term ""Pansexual"" I mean, I like bread as much as the next guy, but c'mon!"

"What do Arabs and the Japanese have in common ? They both like bombs"

"I am not racist I have black shampoo and white conditioner!!"

"Did you hear about the dyslexic Christian? .... who worshipped the almighty 'Dog'."

"My doctor wrote a prescription for dailysex. But my girlfriend insists it says dyslexia."

"A girl went to the village shaman She asked him ""I saw a dog in my dream and he was licking my foot. What does it means?"" The shaman replied ""It means that your other half will come soon"""

"What happens when you mix mustard and ketchup together? it's must-up ..*rubs brow*"

"""Wow, that's great!"" ~ Me, not paying attention, and hoping you didn't just tell me your Grandma died."