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Joke of the Day

"What do you call an average guy who's happy? Fake and gay"

"This jokes so dark, it's not welcome in South Carolina He:Babe Come Over She:i'm Playing Arkham Knight He: My Parents arent's home She:neither Are Batmans"

"Hey did you see the one about the blind guy Yeah neither did he"

"If someone asks what you're doing today, grab a knife & yell ""SOMETHING I SHOULD'VE DONE A LONG TIME AGO!"" Sounds way cooler than ""Napping!"""

"Halitosis... is better than no breath."

"What happened with the wooden car with wooden wheels, wooden seats, and a wooden engine? It wooden go."

"Seriously, if you hacked Trump's account and wanted to make him look bad, WHAT THE HELL WOULD YOU EVEN TWEET."

"[ First Date ] Her: So you're a MMA fighter? * flashback to me kickboxing a mannequin at Nordstrom's * Me: Yea, I'm still training"

"I bet the first person that heard a parrot talk really lost their shit."

"Ladies, wonder if he's busy or ignoring your texts? Offer to send nudes. If he instantly responds, he was totally ignoring you before."