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Joke of the Day
"How do you find a blind man at a nudist beach? It's not hard"
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"My wife says brushing my teeth when sitting on the toilet is disgusting but honestly this toilet brush is almost brand new"
"I find it quite sexy to see cum dribbling out of a girl's vagina. But not if I've just taken off her knickers."
"what's better than a dozen roses on a piano? tulips on an organ."
"I feel like the average weatherman is just meteor-ocre."
"Don't judge me until you've scrolled a mile through my meme collection"
"A man told little Johnny ""I'll give you a piece of candy if you come in my van?"" Little Johnny replied ""I'll cum on your face for the entire bag!"""
"My grandma thinks of me as a rock star... Always having me sign her tits. Takes forever."
"What's the difference between a sliced up body and a new BMW? ... I don't have a new BMW in my garage."
"I guess you could say the situation in Gaza... Israeli bad. YEAAAAHHHHHHH!!!! i'll show myself out."