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Joke of the Day
"What kind of beef are you most likely to catch masturbating? Stroganoff"
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"I like to drink and run. I call it ""Bacardio""."
"How did Kanye find out that Kim was bound, gagged, and held at gunpoint? She released the video on pornhub. (Too soon?)"
"What sucks about being an egg? You get laid once, and it's by your mom."
"He asked what I like in bed so I was honest: 1. My dog 2. iPhone 3. Blankets fresh from the dryer 4. Take out"
"What is a caterpillar's biggest fear? A dogerpillar."
"The Pope walks into a synagogue the Rabbi asks, ""Why the wrong faith?"""
"What does disappointment feel like? [deleted]"
"The most popular guy in a fraternity will always end up working at a mobile phone kiosk in the mall."
"What do you get when you put 32 Rednecks in one room? One full set of teeth."