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Joke of the Day

"I heard that there was a new food court in Coruscant Its called Admiral Ackbar's Admirable Snack Bar"

"What do lesbians and chinese people have in common They both like to eat pussy"

"No officer I didn't mean to run him over. Yes I saw him but I thought he was my ex, and clearly he is not my ex."

"Don't get me started on trigonometry... I'll go on a tangent."

"Which villain did Batman face when he suffered a fatal masturbation accident? Deathstroke."

"Date: so what do you do Me: i build dog houses Date: oh you're an ""arf""itect lol Me: haha good one Date: Me: (under breath) it's ""bark""itect"

"Somebody stole my mood ring I'm not sure how i feel about it"

"10 years ago, I asked the girl of my dreams out on a date. Today, I asked her to marry me! She said no both times. ( )"

"I've just been offered 8 legs of venison for 25 I think it's too deer"

"What's the difference between a man and a margarita? A margarita hits the spot every time!"