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"What's the difference between a jew and a boy-scout? Boy-scout comes back from the camp"
"A woman walks into her doctor's office NSFW she ask's her doctor: is it possible to get pregnant from anal sex? her doctor replies: of course, how do you think lawyers are born?"
"How many men does it take to open a beer? None. It should be opened by the time she brings it to the couch."
"People keep asking me why I'm working for Dr Frankenstein. I'm only trying to make a living."
"On a scale of 1 - 10 where 10 is being up on technology and 1 is washing clothes by beating them on a rock, I'm about a 5."
"Something I hate When people older than 30 have sex with 18 year olds. It's like they want to be pedophiles but aren't ready to commit."
"My 6yo is arguing with me over what day of the week it is. Have kids, they said."
"Mitt Romney"
"What happened to the skunk who failed his swimming lesson? He stank to the bottom of the pool!"