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Joke of the Day

"If life was easy it would be called... Your Mom."

"I fucked a sarcastic girl. She loved it."

"Local cyborg beats another cyborg to death for it's Sodium-nickle batteries, proceeds to restore his electricity supply after being arrested. He was charged with a salt."

"Can't wait to start my New Years resolution in 2018!"

"I was gonna post a joke about you... But I just realized it doesn't mean anything."

"I dreamt I was being chased by a bizarre sentence with two poorly distinguished clauses. So I made a mad dash for it."

"Turns out an At Home DNA test is not a good baby shower gift"

"What do you call a man with a colander on his head? COLIN! Duh!!!"

"If I had to describe myself in one word... It would be, ""Unable to follow instructions."""

"If I got a dollar, for every time I think of you. I might start thinking of you."